Category Archives: Unintelligible Banter

Making the interwebz better by breaking it.

After a few days of the site being down, due ironically to an upgrade, we’re back online.  Just in time for some serious developments in the Florida RKBA fight.  We’ve been very busy bees at Florida Carry lately.  More to … Continue reading

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Obama Streamlining the Federal Government

Who needs a legislature when you can just govern by royal decree via “execuslative” order? | News-JournalOnline.com. Like this:Like Loading…

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Just don’t come in last…

I can honestly say that I make some pretty good ribs.  My friends and family ask me to make them all the time.  But I don’t know if I’m ready for this. City of South Daytona: / Document Center / … Continue reading

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Pushin’ 40

There is an ace wrap, a knee brace, and a jar of Icy Hot sitting on my desk…   I must be getting older. Like this:Like Loading…

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Being tall sucks sometimes…

I have found that when you are taller than the thing you are walking under, it hurts to attempt it without ducking enough. Like this:Like Loading…

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Snowden stuck in Moscow? US, Russia wrangle over leaker status | Fox News

Snowden stuck in Moscow? US, Russia wrangle over leaker status | Fox News.   I saw this movie…   Tom Hanks was great! Like this:Like Loading…

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My Linguistic Chronologic Disability

1/4 of 8 = 2 1/4 till 8 =7:45 This “of” thing confuses me.. Like this:Like Loading…

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Dealing with foreign leaders is like a presidential debate.

In tonight’s debate, there was only one person looking to be of Presidential Caliber.  It was not our President. If that’s Obama’s “A” game, it’s no wonder the Russians want to see him re-elected.That and his promised “Flexibility” if he … Continue reading

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Obama Campaign Desecrates American Flag on 9/11 Anniversary

While most Americans were remembering 9/11 yesterday many of us put Old Glory back in its rightful place, flying high for all to see in honor of the fallen. We know the symbolism of our flag, those of us who honor the men … Continue reading

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Oh, hey, look! I have a blog…

I should write things here from time to time… The past few weeks have been absolutely ridiculous. When time gets tight the blog is usually the first sacrifice offered on the altar of Chronos. But there is lots to discuss that has been happening.  Here’s … Continue reading

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Robb, you’re running out of excuses.

There is now one less excuse for the pants free lifestyle. Like this:Like Loading…

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Meet the real “Iron Mike” this Memorial Day

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight- wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I … Continue reading

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Getting healthy is going to kill me.

Dr. – No bacon, no fried foods, no sweets, no egg yolks, no potatoes, no coffee, no beans. Me – Damn Doc! I guess I’ll go home, have a drink, and starve. Dr. – Oh, yeah…  No booze, no beer, no … Continue reading

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Been too bust to blog lately…

If you watch Florida Carry’s News Alerts at all you’ll know… I’ve been pretty busy lately… More to come here soon! Like this:Like Loading…

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Relief of Brian Pitts by the State of Florida – I wish I was kidding.

Florida political watchers will be interested to know (you can’t make this stuff up folks) that TWO bills have been filed in the Florida Senate to help legislative gadfly, and convicted criminal, Brian Pitts practice law without a license (or any discernible skill). S … Continue reading

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If it Flies, Floats, or Fu* umm… (fornicates).

Who in their right mind would put nearly $14,000 in to an engine overhaul for a 33-year-old, $25,000, 2-seat airplane?  These genesis are called airplane owners and I am one of them. The good news is that my overhauled engine is done … Continue reading

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Game Changer

Search the news today for the term “Game Changer”.  You’ll be rewarded with stories about, praise for, and attacks on Texas Gov. Rick Perry. Fellow Texan and Tea Party favorite Rep. Dr. Ron Paul, after narrowly coming in second to Rep. Michele Bachmann … Continue reading

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Forget the clichés. Honor our troops.

Have you even been scared?   I mean each and every millisecond feels like it will be your last painful moment on this earth. This horror hits you one hundred times in each and every second until it passes, which may take hours or … Continue reading

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New AC

Ah sweet cool air again! Three days of living in the Florida room with the wife, two dogs, and a tiny window AC is not as much fun as it may sound. Like this:Like Loading…

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About Me

All Nine Yards is about the things that drive me, Sean Caranna.  Overall I have it pretty good, I grew up in Texas and now live in sunny Daytona Beach Florida.  I met my lovely wife here in Daytona while … Continue reading

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