Getting healthy is going to kill me.

Dr. – No bacon, no fried foods, no sweets, no egg yolks, no potatoes, no coffee, no beans.

Me – Damn Doc! I guess I’ll go home, have a drink, and starve.

Dr. – Oh, yeah…  No booze, no beer, no wine…

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