How Pistol Grips and Adjustable Stocks make things more dangerous-er
People keep telling me that pistol grips and adjustable stocks make things much more dangerous and must be banned to save “the children”… So. I conducted a series of tests to confirm this wisdom.
My doctor tells me that salt is bad for me…
Now it’s really bad I guess… IDK, Tastes the same.
Sometimes I really wish I could change channels faster. Especially when I get around the Soap Opera Network, MSNBC, and Current TV… I’m told that pistol grips allow you to operate things much faster. So, I tried it out.
This didn’t work at all… I think it’s actually slower now. Hurmp…
Maybe it only works to make dangerous things more dangerous… With all the talk about Bayonets, I know what to do!
Well, this is just completely unwieldy now. Why isn’t this working?!?
Maybe I need to combine one thing politicians are trying to ban with another thing they are trying to ban.
SUCCESS!!! He is now clearly displeased!
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