People keep telling me that pistol grips and adjustable stocks make things much more dangerous and must be banned to save “the children”… So. I conducted a series of tests to confirm this wisdom.
My doctor tells me that salt is bad for me…
Now it’s really bad I guess… IDK, Tastes the same.
Sometimes I really wish I could change channels faster. Especially when I get around the Soap Opera Network, MSNBC, and Current TV… I’m told that pistol grips allow you to operate things much faster. So, I tried it out.
This didn’t work at all… I think it’s actually slower now. Hurmp…
Maybe it only works to make dangerous things more dangerous… With all the talk about Bayonets, I know what to do!
Well, this is just completely unwieldy now. Why isn’t this working?!?
Maybe I need to combine one thing politicians are trying to ban with another thing they are trying to ban.
SUCCESS!!! He is now clearly displeased!
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Assault shaker! Oh no!
I’ll bet it’s assault shaker that’s also high-capacity. Who needs more than 10 grains of salt? That’s enough to show skepticism 10 times!
You need to tape a standard alkaline AA to the first one. Then you’d have an evil “as-salt and battery”.
Shouldn’t that be spelled “assalt shaker”?
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Yeah, depending where you stick that, I could see the dog being in a bit of a mood.
Of course he’s upset, he already had a pistol grip.
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